2002-12-22 - 12:24 a.m.
I've decided in a grand and completely unlike me gesture to radically become a better perosn. Not personality-wise of course.
The sarcasm suits me like a well tailored jacket.
But I hhave decided to become smarter in an obvious, bordering on annoying way. Let me regale you:
Today I was helping a couple and the man asked if I go to school, my major...blah blah. So the deal with my major is that it ranks maybe an eighth of a point of credibility over Liberal Arts. That's right, folks, I'm a communications major.
I laughed it off and told the man that I was lazy, and, thus far, this life path has been working quite well for me. You want to knwo what the fucking obese piece of moron said?
"Oh don't worry. You have a good personality. You don't have to be smart."
Innocuous enough to the common ear, perhaps, but I swear he meant that I'm NOT intelligent, but my jovial nature will allow me to coast through life.
I will now become perfect over this 22 day period. I'll show his fat ass.
Doesn't feel much like Christmas, though, does it?
~j
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